Best conversation of the day...

My favorite conversation of the day: "So how are you doing?" "...well, do you want the good news or the bad news?" "Um... the good news." "The good news is that I am not curled up in the fetal position on the stock room floor, eating my hair" (slight Gilmore Girls reference here, but I couldn't help it!) "That's the good news?!? What's the bad news?!?" "It's only one o'clock and I'm here until 6:30."