St. Patty's Day

So today is go out and get shytefaced day. It is also the day that I sport many many wee bruises from people pinching me. See, I woke up late and COMPLETELY forgot about that whole "green" rule until I got on the bus and Scotchy sitting behind me (who probably got started on his sscchellebrading (his pronounciation not mine) almost took a slice of arm skin off this morning. Now here is my question. If somebody pinches you and you get a green bruise, SHOULDN'T THAT COUNT? I look like I have some weird form of Lucky Charms Ebola. On a plus side, I'm getting into a work routine and learning how to sit for long periods of time. My solution? When my butt gets tired I get up and go chat with the receptionist guy in our second floor lobby. I also got my work e-mail yesterday (woohoo) and on Monday I will have a full office. HOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!