Seduced by Target

I have reviews for Secret Window, and The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to type up, but that will have to wait until a later time. I went into Target earlier this afternoon for sunblock. I came out with sunblock, a new spongey bathy thing (one of those poofy things), advil, fabreeze, clip on sunglasses (I lost my other pair somewhere), a skort (apparently that is what you call those short things that have the extra fabric in front so they look like a skirt) and the Stand By Me DVD. How does this always happen?